Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Eyes Have It (1995)

Dean Cain: Clark Kent, Superman

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Quotes 

• Superman : Lois?

  Lois Lane : Yeah, Superman, I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm mad. I'm furious! It's always the same thing. Where is Clark Kent when anybody needs him?

  Superman : Lois, I'm sure he-

  Lois Lane : He's supposed to be your friend, but is he here for you? For me?

  Superman : I'm sure there's a rational explanation-

  Lois Lane : No! His two best friends need his help right now, and where is he?

  Superman : If he could be here-

  Lois Lane : He's in the mountains with Mayson Drake.

• Lois Lane : You sleep?

  Superman : Yes, I sleep.

  Lois Lane : I mean, it's not like I thought you were, you know, a bat that flies around all night.

• Superman : Lois, when I said I like my bacon crisp, I didn't mean...

  [Lois notices that the bacon as caught fire, which Superman puts out with his hand] 

  Lois Lane : Alternating current is deadlier than direct current.

  [both of them look confused] 

  Lois Lane : Uh...I have some Pop Tarts.

• Superman : I really do believe that we're all put here on this earth, or whatever planet we're put on, to do better than we think we can. To be kind, helpful, generous, and forgiving.

• Clark Kent : [reading research notes]  "The non-linear amplifier multiplies the input signal with obvious trigonomic results." Obvious to whom?

  Lois Lane : The result would be amplified waves with frequencies equal to the sum and difference of the original frequencies.

  Clark Kent : What?

  Lois Lane : What did I just say?

  Clark Kent : I have absolutely no idea.

  Lois Lane : Did I just explain what you were talking about?

• Clark Kent : According to this, there are only 8 people on the planet who understand Dr. Faraday's theories. And I can tell you now, Lois, I am not one of them.

• [after helping a blind man while blind himself] 

  Blind Man : I'm a little bit turned around. I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of West 57th Street.

  Superman : Uh...

  [points] 

  Superman : I think it's that way.

• Superman : Is this the good window?

  Martha Kent : Yes, but it's-

  Mayson Drake : You're incapacitated!

  Jonathan Kent : Wait!

  [Superman crashes through the closed window] 

  Jonathan Kent : [Mayson, Martha, and Jonathan rush over and look through the now broken window] 

  Jonathan Kent : Looks like he misjudged the distance to the ground.

  Mayson Drake : Is he ok?

  Martha Kent : Yes, dear, I imagine so.

• Clark Kent : [outside a phone booth after being blinded]  Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry. Could you tell me where the nearest pay phone is, please?

• Superman : Lois?

  Lois Lane : Over here.

  Superman : Do you have any oolong tea?

  Lois Lane : Oolong?

  Superman : Oolong.

  Lois Lane : No. Do you want some?

  Superman : If it wouldn't be too much trouble.

  Martha Kent : Oolong sounds wonderful.

  Jonathan Kent : Come on, Lois. Let's go get these tea drinkers some oolong.