Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman (TV Series)

The Rival (1994)

Teri Hatcher: Lois Lane

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Quotes 

• Lois Lane : [in a high pitched voice]  How can you be so calm?!

  Perry White : What's my choice?

  Lois Lane : Well, since I've been here, I've seen you scream, I've seen you throw things, I even saw you put your fist through the conference wall once.

• Lois Lane : [finding Perry hiding in Clark's closet]  Either this is not what I think or something else is going on here.

• Perry White : The Star has been selling twice as many newspapers as the Planet, both newsstand and subscription! Can anybody explain this to me?

  Lois Lane : Bigger type, smaller words.

• Clark Kent : [pulling a piece of elevator cable out of his desk]  You should be happy to see this then.

  Lois Lane : ok, I see it. When do I get happy?

  Clark Kent : This is elevator cable. I found it in the shaft the day of the accident. Look at the end.

  Lois Lane : Well I'm not happy, but I am closing in on bored.

• Lois Lane : [not knowing Clark just hid on the ceiling]  Where did you hide?

  Clark Kent : Uh...here

  [pointing to a skinny tree] 

  Clark Kent : Let's hurry up before he comes back.

• Clark Kent : [about Linda]  So she stole a story and she stole a guy. And now she's trying to do it again?

  Lois Lane : Don't flatter yourself.

• Clark Kent : You're upset because you think I'm infatuated with Linda King.

  Lois Lane : I wouldn't care if you were infatuated with *Don* King!

• Linda King : That partner of yours, buns of steel.

  Lois Lane : How would you know?

  Linda King : Oh come on, Lois. You don't need Superman's x-ray vision to figure that one out.

• Lois Lane : You mean I've been having all these feelings for nothing?

  Clark Kent : What feelings?

  Lois Lane : Never mind. I'm not feeling them anymore.

• Clark Kent : [trying to figure out Carpenter's password]  Try Kane. K-A-N-E. Linda says he has a Citizen Kane fixation.

  Lois Lane : Not it. What else could it be?

  Lois Lane , Clark Kent : Rosebud.

  Lois Lane : Great minds think alike.

• Lois Lane : I know you may not believe this, but there was a time where I had to be the best at everything.