- Superman: Well, wouldn't your father be proud. His son turned out to be as sick and deranged as he did.
- Mr. Smith: Thank you.
- Superman: What is it you want, Junior?
- Mr. Smith: You, as my employee. You'll help rebuild Lexcorp, take out my enemies, or my garbage, whichever I want. You'll do anything I want, because you're cursed with a flaw I don't have- you can love, and you love her.
- Dr. Klein: Oh, oh speaking of tests the ones we ran on you, first batch of results came in and I must say it looks encouraging.
- Superman: Great so then it seems like it's possible for me to have children?
- Dr. Klein: Well there is one last test I need to run, it will only take a moment.
- Superman: Great, can we do it right now?
- Dr. Klein: Well, right, yeah, okay. Well then why don't you just step down the hall into that little room and we'll go from from there.
- Superman: Which little room?
- Dr. Klein: That little room there.
- Superman: Just me?
- Dr. Klein: Just you.
- Superman: Alone?
- Dr. Klein: Alone.
- Superman: What's in the room?
- Dr. Klein: Nothing's in the room.
- Superman: Nothing.
- Dr. Klein: No. Alright a couple of magazines.
- Superman: Oh, okay.
- [Walks away but comes right back]
- Superman: I don't understand, what exactly is supposed to happen in there?
- Dr. Klein: Oh God, I could be on a plane right now.
- Leslie Luckabee: I must admit, at first I didn't like her very much. But now I think...
- Mr. Smith: What?
- Leslie Luckabee: I think I've never felt quite this way about a woman. Can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to marriage.
- Mr. Smith: [furious] Listen to me!
- [grabs Luckabee by the throat]
- Mr. Smith: You are a lucky man. You're lucky I found you bussing tables at that cafe, hoping for an acting 'break'. Lucky I educated and trained you. Lucky I handed you the world's most powerful corporation.
- Leslie Luckabee: Fine! Take it easy!
- Mr. Smith: Let us be clear with one another so the lines of truth and fiction don't blur and cause your luck to change. You pretend to love Lois Lane, I am in love with Lois Lane. You play Lex Luthor Jr., I am Lex Luthor Jr. Never forget that!
- Lois Lane: You know every time I think there is nothing more that could possibly happen to us...
- Clark Kent: I know.
- Lois Lane: I'm not going to fight it anymore, that's us. Our lives are just...
- Clark Kent: What? Weird?
- Lois Lane: No...
- Clark Kent: Well come on, our lives are just...
- Lois Lane: Oh, what's the word I'm searching for?
- Clark Kent: [Hears a cry for help]
- Lois Lane: Oh I know.
- Clark Kent: Um, I've got to go, someone's in trouble.
- [Kisses Lois and dashes off]
- Lois Lane: Perfect.
- Clark Kent: [after Lois is forced by Mr. Smith to leave Clark] So you don't love me?
- Lois Lane: No, I don't.
- Mr. Smith: [only heard by Lois] Good, Lois, very good. I know that was difficult for you, but his pain is as important to me as yours.
- Leslie Luckabee: [at a press conference revealing he's Lex Jr.] There's a reason Shakespeare wrote 'This above all else: To thine own self be true.' Just hate that Shakespeare guy. He's always right.