- Clark Kent: You know how because I'm Superman, I've never had a cold or the flu? So I don't know how that feels. Well all that has changed since I fell in love with you.
- Lois Lane: You're saying loving me is like being sick?
- Clark Kent: Kind of. It's like I had a fever and I got a little delirious so I said and did some crazy things. But I'm better now. Cured.
- Lois Lane: So you're not in love with me anymore?
- Clark Kent: Lois I'm completely in love with you. And I realized that turning my back on that love is way more dangerous than any hypothetical criminal could ever be. Lois I miss you.
- Lois Lane: Me too.
- Clark Kent: I've been wrong about some things. But not about this.
- [kisses Lois]
- Lois Lane: [In the middle of kissing Clark] No.
- Clark Kent: No?
- Lois Lane: Clark. You saved my life today for the millionth time. You were there for me.
- Clark Kent: I will always be there for you.
- Lois Lane: Until the next time you decide to break my heart for my own good. I survived it this time. I don't think I would again. You know you saving my life does not give you the right to live my life. Nobody has that right but me. Not you and not Superman.
- Clark Kent: Lois if you want me to leave I will. But please don't shut me out of your life.
- Lois Lane: Well there's tomorrow. The Planet.
- Clark Kent: Lane and Kent, the hottest team in town.
- Lois Lane: News team... Goodnight.
- Clark Kent: Goodnight.
- Lois Lane: [Walks into Clark's apartment] Okay I admit I'm high maintenance in the relationship area, I can be demanding and headstrong and occasionally stubborn.
- Clark Kent: [Tries to interrupt her rant] Lois...
- Lois Lane: But it's only because I care. I'm not ready to let you walk away just because you think I... Clark there's a woman in your apartment.
- Clark Kent: I know, this is Ms. Kipling, from the museum. She brought me these photos.
- Lois Lane: Well this probably isn't a good time to bare my soul. I'll be leaving.
- Clark Kent: Believe me, Lois, this is not what it looks like.
- Lois Lane: It looks like it's ten o'clock at night and you're entertaining a woman.
- Clark Kent: Ah! See right there, entertaining, that's the wrong word. We're investigating. She is helping me investigate.
- Lois Lane: I thought I did that. Or did you dump me in that department, too?
- Clark Kent: Would you cut it out please?
- Lois Lane: Okay let's say tonight is perfectly platonic. The night will come when it won't be for one of us. How do you think we should handle that?
- Clark Kent: I hadn't actually thought about it.
- Lois Lane: Maybe you should.
- [Clark dashes off after hearing a cry for help and Lois follows him]
- Lois Lane: Clark. What'd you hear?
- Clark Kent: A cry for help, I think it's coming from the museum.
- Lois Lane: One ancient artifact's already been stolen today. I'm going.
- Clark Kent: No you're not, you're staying.
- Lois Lane: Forget it, we're a team remember, Lane and Kent?
- Clark Kent: Yes Lane and Kent are a team but this is a job for Superman.
- [Dashes off without Lois]
- Lois Lane: [Says sarcastically] I just love going to these charity events in the mid-afternoon. I say we get in, make an appearance and get out.
- Clark Kent: Isn't Perry expecting you to be one of the bachelorettes auctioned off?
- Lois Lane: I told him I wasn't available. Am I?
- Clark Kent: Lois we've already been over this.
- Lois Lane: Oh yeah. You love me too much for us to be together. Right?
- Clark Kent: How come when you repeat what I say it sounds so dumb?
- Lois Lane: Because it is dumb, you're completely overreacting.
- Clark Kent: Really? If you'd never met me...
- Lois Lane: I wouldn't constantly be putting myself in danger cause I know you'll get me out of it and bad guys wouldn't be putting me in danger in order to get to you.
- Clark Kent: Trouble has a way of finding you Lois, especially when I'm around. Maybe I'm a jinx.
- Patrick Sullivan: That's quite a grip you've got there Clark, you must work out.
- Clark Kent: Not really.
- Patrick Sullivan: I'm sorry, you're probably seeing someone. Clark?
- Lois Lane: Uh, it's complicated.
- Patrick Sullivan: How complicated can it be, you're seeing him or you're not?
- Lois Lane: Well at the moment, not... exactly.
- Patrick Sullivan: Splendid. He seems like a fine man but he doesn't strike me as the romantic type. Did he sweep you off your feet?
- Lois Lane: [Nods] A few times.
- Patrick Sullivan: You always were the most tenacious girl I've ever met.
- Lois Lane: I've gotten worse with age.
- Patrick Sullivan: But I think you've gotten better.
- Lois Lane: I don't understand you. First you want me out of your life, then the second anybody else shows interest you come charging in like some obsessed bodyguard with this crazy accusation.
- Clark Kent: It's not a crazy accusation.
- Lois Lane: Oh it's not?... look you can't have it both ways. We're either together or we're not.
- Star: You're right, I couldn't agree more.
- Lois Lane: Excuse me?
- Star: I was responding to your thought, small weddings are much more romantic.
- Lois Lane: Star I wasn't thinking about my wedding. What would be the point, I don't think I'm going to have one?
- Star: Well not if you keep seeing other men.
- Lois Lane: Lucky guess, right?
- Star: Lois, your brain is like a cheap TV full of static. But one thing is coming through loud and clear: you love Clark.
- Lois Lane: Yes. I love Clark. I love him so much and he is so dumb.
- Star: So what is this confusion I'm getting?
- Lois Lane: Patrick? Well it's hard not to feel flattered by someone when I feeling so rejected.
- Star: But Patrick, he's not like...
- Lois Lane: The real thing? No.
- Lois Lane: Boy I have some batting average, huh? Two men in my life, one dumps me and the other tries to kill me.