- Morbus: Ah, whadda you want to do that for? Shoo. He's harmless really, he's quite beneficial. He helps keep down the vermin.
- Maj. Don West: Yeah, well he was going after Smith.
- Morbus: That's what I said, he helps keep down the vermin.
- Morbus: [dressed like the Devil] Well Zachary, so you finally got here!
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Good heavens!
- Morbus: Hahaha... Guess AGAIN!