- Dr. Zachary Smith: [Dr. Smith and the robot are guarding the frozen alien sarcophagus] I think it said something. What was it?
- The Robot: You are listening to the wind, Dr. Smith. I am not programmed to interpret the language of the wind. Only the language of windbags.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: How dare you!
- Dr. Zachary Smith: People are usually inspired when I tell of my legendary performance.
- The Robot: Legend: a romantic story which is usually not true.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Mind your manners or you'll lose your friends, you pot belly pumpkin!