Lost in Space (TV Series)

His Majesty Smith (1966)

Dick Tufeld: The Robot, Announcer

Quotes 

• Announcer : [voiceover]  Last week, as you recall, Will had joined Dr. Smith and the robot in a search for wild truffles, little dreaming that they would find something far different, something that would plunge them into an incredible adventure with creatures from another, mysterious world.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Dr. Smith, look! A crown!

  Will Robinson : I see it's a crown. I have eyes in my head. The question is, what is a crown doing here?

• Dr. Zachary Smith : [having gotten the alien crown off his head]  Oh, what a horrible feeling. That thing just wouldn't let go me. A thousand and one pins and needles penetrated every inch of my body. Do be careful with that thing, my boy. It bites.

  Will Robinson : Well, it wouldn't have happened if you hadn't touched it. Remember what you said about property rights.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : When you grow up, my boy, I hope you will also grow in tolerance for the weaknesses of others. I just couldn't help myself. Put it down. Put it DOWN!

  The Robot : There is no danger in this object for the boy.

  Dr. Zachary Smith : Quiet, you disreputable dunce! Why didn't you help me in my hour of need?

• Will Robinson : What did they do to you in there?

  Daddy Zach : Really nothing, my dear boy, merely awakened me to the potentials of the world in which I live, to my own capacity for doing good, to the wonder of scattering a little sunshine as I travel through life.

  Will Robinson : Well, you sure have changed.

  The Robot : My memory banks do not identify you as Dr. Zachary Smith.

  Daddy Zach : Do I look like Dr. Smith?

  The Robot : You stand like Dr. Smith.

  Daddy Zach : Do I talk like Dr. Smith?

  The Robot : The tonal quality is identical.

  Daddy Zach : Then, I must be Dr. Smith.

  The Robot : That does not necessarily compute.

• The Robot : It does not compute.