Lost in Space (TV Series)
The Challenge (1966)
Jonathan Harris: Dr. Zachary Smith
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Quotes
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Dr. Zachary Smith : What, may I ask, are you staring at?
Quano : I was wondering if you are a typical specimen of the Earth people.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Typical? I? Certainly not! I have a great deal more intelligence.
Quano : Then you Earthlings, indeed, are a sorry lot - weak and full of vanity.
Maj. Don West : Now, THERE'S the best description of Smith I've EVER heard.
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Prof. John Robinson : Is your father with you?
Quano : No. He is The Ruler. He is too busy.
Maj. Don West : What does that mean, Quano? "He's the ruler?"
Quano : In your world there are presidents, kings and dictators. In mine there is only one - The Ruler.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Are you telling us that... your father is the... the LEADER of your planet?
Quano : My command will be law.
Maj. Don West : Well, what do you know? We're entertaining royalty.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Are you laughing at me, you bubble-headed booby?
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Dr. Zachary Smith : My dear madam, when you're dealing with a dangerous creature, age is of no consequence: a one-year-old viper is just as formidable as a twelve-year-old viper.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Ah, I, of course, am quite familiar with royalty, but that dreadful little prince will bear watching; however, have no fear - Smith is here!
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Maj. Don West : You've got an angle here, Smith? What is it?
Dr. Zachary Smith : Angle? What angle?
Maj. Don West : You're hiding something. Let's have it.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : You tin-plated traitor!
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The Robot : My deductions place the chances at ninety to one in our favor. The odds are very good.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Obviously you've miscalculated - again.
The Robot : There is always a margin of error, even in a machine. Only Dr. Zachary Smith is perfect.
Dr. Zachary Smith : I am, indeed, and don't you forget about it.
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Quano : My father says: "A man who does not speak with directness is not to be trusted."
Dr. Zachary Smith : Perhaps I was a trifle subtle, so I'll get right to the point.
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The Robot : He has principles.
Dr. Zachary Smith : And I have not? Is that what you're implying?
The Robot : Do you insist on an answer?
Dr. Zachary Smith : At once!
The Robot : And you will not remove my power pack if I speak the truth?
Dr. Zachary Smith : Just answer the question!
The Robot : Then I choose silence.
Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh, you do, do you?
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Dr. Zachary Smith : Oh, the pain, the pain. The end is near. I know it. Oh, dear.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : [grinning overly much] Losing one contest doesn't mean anything.
Maj. Don West : You don't have to sound so pleased about it, Smith.
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Dr. Zachary Smith : You're a very noble young man, William. Sometimes I wish you were a little less honest - life would be a great deal easier.