- Quano: I do not care who you are. You are enemies.
- Maj. Don West: No, we're not - unless you insist on it.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: What, may I ask, are you staring at?
- Quano: I was wondering if you are a typical specimen of the Earth people.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Typical? I? Certainly not! I have a great deal more intelligence.
- Quano: Then you Earthlings, indeed, are a sorry lot - weak and full of vanity.
- Maj. Don West: Now, THERE'S the best description of Smith I've EVER heard.
- Quano: Except for my father, I am answerable to no one.
- Maureen Robinson: What about your mother? Doesn't SHE have a say in your upbringing?
- Quano: She always bows to the wishes of my father.
- Prof. John Robinson: Is your father with you?
- Quano: No. He is The Ruler. He is too busy.
- Maj. Don West: What does that mean, Quano? "He's the ruler?"
- Quano: In your world there are presidents, kings and dictators. In mine there is only one - The Ruler.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Are you telling us that... your father is the... the LEADER of your planet?
- Quano: My command will be law.
- Maj. Don West: Well, what do you know? We're entertaining royalty.
- Penny Robinson: Oh, that horrid, little boy!
- Prof. John Robinson: Well, I don't think Quano'd mind being called "horrid," but I think he'd object most strenuously to being called a little boy.
- Quano: You are weak and soft, like all boys of your planet.
- Will Robinson: Maybe you'd like to find out how weak and soft I am.
- Quano: Nothing would please me more.
- Quano: I do not speak to weak and worthless girls.
- Penny Robinson: Why, you conceited, dirty-faced little boy! You're nothing but a bully - a half-pint bully!
- Quano: Luckily you are a female, or I would make you sorry for what you have said.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: My dear madam, when you're dealing with a dangerous creature, age is of no consequence: a one-year-old viper is just as formidable as a twelve-year-old viper.
- Prof. John Robinson: [at breakfast] Quano IS here.
- Maureen Robinson: Where? I don't see him.
- Prof. John Robinson: He's been hiding behind those rocks over there for the last thirty minutes.
- Maureen Robinson: Oh, shame on you, John Robinson, letting that boy stand there and watch us eat. Now, why didn't you invite him to join us?
- Prof. John Robinson: Well, darling, you don't ask that young man to do ANYTHING. HE has to make the first move.
- Maureen Robinson: Well, if he won't, I will.
- Quano: I have eaten.
- Maureen Robinson: Are you sure?
- Quano: My word is not to be questioned! If I say it, then it is so.
- Will Robinson: If no one else needs me, I'm going hunting for rock specimens.
- Quano: I, too, am going hunting. Shall we go together?
- Will Robinson: Sure. Why not?
- Penny Robinson: I'm coming along, too.
- Quano: You will stay! You were not asked.
- Quano: [to Will] Let us go.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Ah, I, of course, am quite familiar with royalty, but that dreadful little prince will bear watching; however, have no fear - Smith is here!
- Quano: Suspected from the first that you are a coward. Go back where you belong, little Earth boy, back to your rocks and vegetables!
- The Ruler: This does not concern you, woman. It is a matter for men to decide.
- Maureen Robinson: Well, I don't know about YOUR world, but in ours women are treated as the equals of men.
- The Ruler: [laughing heartily] Ah, ha-ha-ho-ho! What a foolish arrangement!
- Maureen Robinson: Well, I don't see anything FOOLISH about it.
- The Ruler: Women the equal of men? In what way? Are they stronger than men? Do they have more intelligence? Do they make laws or fight wars?
- The Ruler: [to John] Ah-ha. This will be an excellent story for me to tell when I return home.
- Maj. Don West: [to Maureen] I can hear the boys in the club laughing already.
- Maj. Don West: You've got an angle here, Smith? What is it?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Angle? What angle?
- Maj. Don West: You're hiding something. Let's have it.
- Penny Robinson: Can you imagine Quano believing that girls are worthless?
- Maj. Don West: Well, Penny, I have a strong feeling he'll change his opinion when he grows up.
- Quano: [who's come upon them unnoticed] I like them now, but it is not manly to pay too much attention to them.
- Quano: I bring you greetings from my father. As his spokesman, I also have a message for you: My father wishes to inform you that he has prepared an area suitable for the challenge. The ground is good and firm, and offers good footing. If acceptable, the contest will begin at the hour of ten tomorrow. Failure of your son or his substitute to appear will be considered an act of cowardice, and a penalty enacted against you.
- Maureen Robinson: What sort of a penalty?
- Quano: That will be for my father to decide.
- Maureen Robinson: John, there was nothing said about a penalty before.
- Maj. Don West: And what does he mean by "substitute?"
- Quano: These are the rules which govern the challenge.
- Prof. John Robinson: You tell your father we'll be there.
- The Robot: My deductions place the chances at ninety to one in our favor. The odds are very good.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Obviously you've miscalculated - again.
- The Robot: There is always a margin of error, even in a machine. Only Dr. Zachary Smith is perfect.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: I am, indeed, and don't you forget about it.
- Quano: My father says: "A man who does not speak with directness is not to be trusted."
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Perhaps I was a trifle subtle, so I'll get right to the point.
- Quano: [at Dr. Smith's offer to help him defeat Will] For your sake I will say nothing about this, but do not speak to me again. I dislike traitors.
- The Robot: He has principles.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: And I have not? Is that what you're implying?
- The Robot: Do you insist on an answer?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: At once!
- The Robot: And you will not remove my power pack if I speak the truth?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Just answer the question!
- The Robot: Then I choose silence.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: Oh, you do, do you?
- Dr. Zachary Smith: [grinning overly much] Losing one contest doesn't mean anything.
- Maj. Don West: You don't have to sound so pleased about it, Smith.
- Dr. Zachary Smith: You're a very noble young man, William. Sometimes I wish you were a little less honest - life would be a great deal easier.
- Quano: I am very brave and strong. Would you like to fight and see who is the better man?
- Will Robinson: Fight? I'd rather be your friend.
- Quano: You are afraid of me. You are a coward.
- Will Robinson: [riled] You better watch who you're callin' names, 'cause if you're LOOKIN' for a fight...
- Quano: I truly feel sorry for you, wasting your time in idle pursuits. It is unmanly.
- Will Robinson: Now, let's not start THAT again.
- Quano: But it is true! You are my age and still you act like a small boy.
- Will Robinson: Well, whadda you expect me to do - go around stickin' my chest out, tellin' everyone what a tough guy I am?