Lost in Space (TV Series)

Treasure of the Lost Planet (1967)

Albert Salmi: Alonzo P. Tucker

Quotes 

• Alonzo P. Tucker : Foul Weather himself, ya treacherous dogs! Now we'll parley with me holdin' the upper hand.

  Smeek : You can't blame the lads, Foul Weather. You promised Beelebones's treasure.

  Deek : Aye, and a chart to where it's buried.

  Alonzo P. Tucker : Aye, and I'm a man of my word.

  [Pounding on the box] 

  Alonzo P. Tucker : Say somethin', ya blasted head.

  Head : Good evening.

  Deek : Wh-What's that?

  Alonzo P. Tucker : What's that? I'll tell ya what it is, ya scum! Ol' Beelibones was too smart to put a chart on paper. So he took a better road, ol' Beelibones did. This here head here is tuned into Beelibones's personality, in a manner of speaking, so that he'll lead Beelibones, and no one but Beelibones, to his treasure.

  Deek : Aahh! A lotta good that do us. Beelibones is dead and molderin' on Antares 6 these last five years.

  Smeek : You led us on a false trail!

  Alonzo P. Tucker : Stop your yappin' toungues, ya dogs! False trail is it? Supposin' I were to tell ya that I have in the palm of me hand, so to say, a human who matches ol' Beelibones's personality trait by trait... and fault by fault?

  Deek : It ain't likely. Why, there never was a man as treacherous and cowardly, and as big a liar, and as greedy a glutton as Beelibones.

  Alonzo P. Tucker : There be one! Zachary Smith by name. He be one of the crew of the Jupiter 2.

• Will Robinson : Cap'n Tucker!

  Alonzo P. Tucker : There's no use, nipper. I tried to keep ya from comin' out here. But now you're out here, one way or the other, you have to stay.

  Will Robinson : [Softly]  With us - You mean you're with them?

  Alonzo P. Tucker : Well, one way or t'other, we're all together. It's me crew, nipper - Deek, Smeek... and Isruland.-

  [Isruland Grunts] 

  Will Robinson : All I can say, Cap'n, is I'm very disappointed in you.