- Alonzo P. Tucker: Foul Weather himself, ya treacherous dogs! Now we'll parley with me holdin' the upper hand.
- Smeek: You can't blame the lads, Foul Weather. You promised Beelebones's treasure.
- Deek: Aye, and a chart to where it's buried.
- Alonzo P. Tucker: Aye, and I'm a man of my word.
- [Pounding on the box]
- Alonzo P. Tucker: Say somethin', ya blasted head.
- Head: Good evening.
- Deek: Wh-What's that?
- Alonzo P. Tucker: What's that? I'll tell ya what it is, ya scum! Ol' Beelibones was too smart to put a chart on paper. So he took a better road, ol' Beelibones did. This here head here is tuned into Beelibones's personality, in a manner of speaking, so that he'll lead Beelibones, and no one but Beelibones, to his treasure.
- Deek: Aahh! A lotta good that do us. Beelibones is dead and molderin' on Antares 6 these last five years.
- Smeek: You led us on a false trail!
- Alonzo P. Tucker: Stop your yappin' toungues, ya dogs! False trail is it? Supposin' I were to tell ya that I have in the palm of me hand, so to say, a human who matches ol' Beelibones's personality trait by trait... and fault by fault?
- Deek: It ain't likely. Why, there never was a man as treacherous and cowardly, and as big a liar, and as greedy a glutton as Beelibones.
- Alonzo P. Tucker: There be one! Zachary Smith by name. He be one of the crew of the Jupiter 2.
- Will Robinson: Cap'n Tucker!
- Alonzo P. Tucker: There's no use, nipper. I tried to keep ya from comin' out here. But now you're out here, one way or the other, you have to stay.
- Will Robinson: [Softly] With us - You mean you're with them?
- Alonzo P. Tucker: Well, one way or t'other, we're all together. It's me crew, nipper - Deek, Smeek... and Isruland.-
- [Isruland Grunts]
- Will Robinson: All I can say, Cap'n, is I'm very disappointed in you.