Lost (TV Series)

All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues (2004)

Josh Holloway: James 'Sawyer' Ford

Quotes 

• Sawyer : [talking about Ethan]  Ever think he might have lied about his name?

  Walter 'Walt' Lloyd : It's stupid to lie about your name.

• Sawyer : [to Sayid]  Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.

• Sawyer : Who got taken by what?

• Sawyer : Alrighty, Tattoo. Where do YOU think Ethan came from?

  Walter 'Walt' Lloyd : Maybe he was already on the island before we were.

  Sawyer : [laughs]  You got yourself one hell of an imagination, kid.

  Walter 'Walt' Lloyd : There could be lots of other people on the island.

  Sawyer : So a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VHI Has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever.

  [They stare at each other] 

  Sawyer : And why am I getting the evening news from a 6-year-old?

  Walter 'Walt' Lloyd : I'm 10!

  Sawyer : Ok. Then it must be true.