One of Doc Bricker's (
Bernie Kopell) ex-wives Samantha (
Juliet Prowse) says that they are still married; financially-troubled couple Benny and Sally Carter (
Sonny Bono and
Ronee Blakley) find an envelope, filled with $2,000, which fell from a borrowed jacket in their cabin; Danny Harris (
Johnny Timko) is excited about the cruise, until his teacher John Hurley (
Dick Gautier) comes on board and romances his widowed mother Madeline Harris (
Jessica Walter);
—anonymous