- Spunky gossip reporter O'Rourke writes an expose of high seas lust. Shy Nelson has a week to marry or lose his inheritance. Didi moves out of her chauvinist fiance Curt's cabin. Widow Irene impersonates a socialite.
- A spunky gossip reporter (Marcia Wallace) is aboard to write an expose of lust on the high seas. A shy man (Paul Williams) has one week to marry or lose his inheritance. A woman (Barbara Rhoades) moves out of her chauvinist fiancé's (Dick Gautier) cabin. A suburban widow (Michele Lee) impersonates a glamorous Hollywood socialite.—Gary R. Peterson
- "Musical Cabins" begins with Di Di Donnelly getting angry with her male chauvinist pig boyfriend Curt for the demeaning way that he treats her. When she orders him to leave their cabin, he tells her that he paid for the cabin and she should leave. She winds up confiding in Doc, who offers to let her stay in his cabin. Doc wants to sleep with her, but she's not interested and throws him out of his own cabin. Doc then goes to Julie's cabin for the night, only to wind up sleeping in the bathtub when Julie points out that her bed is only big enough to sleep one. Doc's snoring eventually drives Julie out of her cabin and into the cabin of Nelson Ho, who has to marry before his 25th birthday or else lose his inheritance. Julie falls asleep in Nelson's bed. Being a gentleman, Nelson sleeps in a chair on deck, where he wakes up to meet Irenie Germaine, a swinging single pretending to be a jet-setter so that she can attract a similar type of man. Merrill is captivated by her. And all of these shenanigans are witnessed and chronicled by Ms. O'Roarke, a muckraking reporter who thinks the entire ship is a hotbed of hot beds, and is writing an article on cruise ship sexual shenanigans for DEFILE magazine.
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