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Love is really only possible in a sympathetic economy. I got two bucks. We can all go shopping in a Turkish bazaar. I'd rather have an Oriental rug than an Oriental wife. Dig? Yawn. It's Saturday morning. Here's the second part of this double-length episode that originally aired on November 13, 1982. Boy, that's a long time ago. A lot has changed since then. Oh well, at least we're running from nuclear bombs. I'll tell you what hasn't changed. People lie. It's the bottom of a lot of these plot turns. Well, I guess can tell you now what we all know. Harvey Korman is a dirty jewel thief. If you want an underrated Harvey Korman movie, I recommend 'Lord Love a Duck.' I tell ya, Julie McCoy will never find true love. She is a modern, liberated woman that way. Vicki Stubing as a fashion model? Now I've seen everything. The Ancient Greeks never imagined the Love Boat. They were pretty stupid. I'm cynical and I hate everything. On the other hand, I'm in a decent mood. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, thie episode gets 2 1/2 * out of a possible 4 *.