Quotes
Love and the Mountain Cabin/Love and the Divorce Sale/Love and the Comedy Team
Love, American Style
- Tippi (segment "Love and the Divorce Sale"): Biff, listen, if there's any respect between us at all I think we should at least be civilized.
- Biff Harrison (segment "Love and the Divorce Sale"): Oh, by all means let's be civilized. Divorce doesn't exist among the apes.
- Morey Fields (segment "Love and the Comedy Team"): Seymour wants to know is the script finished?
- Joan Landers (segment "Love and the Comedy Team"): Oh, we got all the punctuation, Seymour; now all we got to do is fill in the words.
- Biff Harrison (segment "Love and the Divorce Sale"): Listen, do you know that you're bewildering, you got a rotten temper, you're self-centered, you're indulgent, you're melodramatic...
- Tippi (segment "Love and the Divorce Sale"): Oh sure, sure! Just a minute ago, those were the little imperfections that made me perfect!
- Biff Harrison (segment "Love and the Divorce Sale"): Well I learned a lot in a minute.