Ian McShane: Lovejoy

Quotes 

• Charlotte Cavendish : [Looking with distate at Tink's garish bowtie]  Where are you going in that foul thing?

  Tinker Dill : Women's Institute.

  Charlotte Cavendish : [as Tink walks away]  What would Tinker be doing at the Woman's Institute?

  Lovejoy : What everyone does at the Women's Institute... talk about sex.

• Lovejoy : [Opening his door and seeing Pulver]  Arnie... hah, you give me a break?

  DS Arnie Pulver : I'd love to... right around the fourth vertebrae.

• Lovejoy : Betrayal does not come easily to me.

• Konrad Dekker : [Angrily, as he sees Lovejoy in police headquarters]  Hey! Why isn't this man behind bars? First he robs my gallery, then my house. What now - my soul?

  Lovejoy : Where would I find it, Konnie!