- [first lines]
- Lucy Carmichael: Oh, boy. That's the biggest sale I ever went to.
- Mary Jane Lewis: What a mob!
- Lucy Carmichael: Yeah, I never saw such pushing and shoving in my life. Push push push! Shove shove shove! And some of the women still wouldn't let me through! What's so funny?
- Mary Jane Lewis: Whoever said women were the weaker sex never went shopping with us.
- Hard Head Hogan: [after Lucy enters a jail cell] What are you in for?
- Lucy Carmichael: Just getting rid of some paper.