M*A*S*H (TV Series)
'Twas the Day After Christmas (1981)
David Ogden Stiers: Maj. Charles Winchester
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Quotes
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Charles : And you call yourself a chef.
Sgt. Pernelli : No. I call myself a cook. Chefs ain't got tattoos.
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Charles : A Winchester acknowledges only one 5:30 a day. This is not it.
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Charles : Very well. If I am to continue this Boxing Day Kinderspiel, I refuse to do so under the command of this itinerant lardmeister.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Major, I'm afraid I don't quite understand.
Charles : What don't you quite understand?
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Everything after "very well."