M*A*S*H (TV Series)

5 O'Clock Charlie (1973)

Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre

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Quotes 

• Frank Burns : How can you just sit there and let yourselves get bombed?

  Trapper : [holding up his martini]  One good bombing deserves another.

• Henry Blake : [on the phone with General Clayton, while reading from a book that's upside down]  While I've got you on the pipe, the suggestion's been made that we could use an oh-four W. W. nug. Yeah, that's right, sir. A nug so that we can, uh, uh - what's a nug sir? Well, a nug is,

  [Frank turns the book over] 

  Henry Blake : uh, a gun, sir. A 40 M. M. gun.

  Trapper : Henry, you gotta be kidding!

  Hawkeye : We definitely do not need a nug.

  Frank Burns : Keep your snoots out of this!

  Trapper : We don't need a gun or a nug.

  Hawkeye : What are you trying to do, get us into the war?

  Trapper : [grabbing the phone]  General, listen, you send a gun up here, and that's gonna draw fire. That won't do our wounded very much good.

  Henry Blake : [taking the phone back]  Give me that!

  Hawkeye : [grabbing the phone]  Get rid of the ammo dump, and we won't need a gun.

  Henry Blake : [taking the phone back]  Do you mind?

  Frank Burns : [grabbing the phone]  The previous suggestion is contraindicated, we need an antiaircraft gun desperately, general.

  Hawkeye : Frank, how would you like a spontaneous nose job?