M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Bless You Hawkeye (1981)
Mike Farrell: Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt
Quotes
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Hawkeye : [Searching the tent for whatever is making him sneeze] I must be allergic to something in here. It's probably something small.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Then it's certainly not Winchester's ego.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Or Hunnicutt's feet.
Hawkeye : [Finds his laundry bag] Aha! My laundry!
Maj. Charles Winchester : Of course you're allergic to that, Pierce. It's clean.
Hawkeye : They're probably using some new kind of soap.
[Throws laundry bag out the door]
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt : Bye bye, shorts.
Hawkeye : [Sneezes loudly]
Maj. Charles Winchester : You quit wearing your undies, now you've caught a cold.