M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Commander Pierce (1978)
Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger
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Quotes
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Maj. Charles Winchester : Klinger. More water.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm a little busy, Major.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Now, you insubordinate desert riff.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Riff? With all due respect, sir, may a pregnant camel give birth in your bunk.
Maj. Charles Winchester : Levantine thug!
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Hawkeye : Klinger, get that wheelchair over here and roll him out of here.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Your command is my wish, O Temporary King of the Hill.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Exiting] I look forward to your demotion, sir.
Hawkeye : That makes two of us. My door is always closed.