M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Dear Uncle Abdul (1979)

Jamie Farr: Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger

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Quotes 

• [Major Winchester shoots a pheasant; there is an explosion when it hits the ground] 

  Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Holy Toledo! Either that bird hit a land mine, or you just shot down a Kamikaze pigeon!

• Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : I'm writing my Uncle Abdul about what it's like over here-doctors, nurses, saving lives. Well, I got a commanding officer who dresses me up in his clothes and sits me on a horse named Sophie so he can paint his own picture. There's a priest writing war ditties. And a snooty major who pays me twenty bucks to go out into the woods with him and watch him blow up a pigeon with a land mine. And if that doesn't beat all, I got a head nurse who shoots unarmed luggage. All you guys do is tell jokes. What the hell's so funny about that?

• Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : [Maj. Winchester shoots striking a pigeon]  Eureka!

  [the pigeon stoops falling down, and explodes touching the earth] 

  Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger : Holy Toledo! Either that bird hit a land mine or you just shot down a kamikaze pigeon.