M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Death Takes a Holiday (1980)

Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

Quotes 

• Capt. B.J. Hunnicut : Come on, Hawk, let's go before they run out of powdered egg nog.

  Hawkeye : [exits The Swamp wearing glasses and a fake nose]  All right, all right. Don't rush me. I barely had time to put on my face.

• Hawkeye : Some Old Grandad from grand old Dad.