M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Love and Marriage (1975)
Larry Linville: Maj. Frank Burns
Quotes
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Maj. Frank Burns : It's the same thing every time in the O.R. with those two boobs! Tension, insults, Bickering!
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Frank, I don't know why you let them bother you, you know you're a good surgeon.
Maj. Frank Burns : Of course I know I'm a terrific surgeon.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Who said terrific? I said fair.
Maj. Frank Burns : You said good!
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Hawkeye : Frank, would you put that gun down! It's as offensive as a weapon as your mouth!
Maj. Frank Burns : Ok, Scaredy-cat, but I can handle a firearm with the best of em
[Accidentally shoots out the light, the room goes dark and everyone starts shouting]