M*A*S*H (TV Series)
Love and Marriage (1975)
Wayne Rogers: Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre
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Quotes
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Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Thank God Henry runs this hospital. The war would be no fun without him.
Hawkeye : Makes you glad he mugged that med student and stole his diploma.
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Mr. Kwang : Two soldiers jumped out of a truck and threw me into the back. At that moment, I realized I had volunteered.
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Yeah, we've heard a lot about those draft board trucks.
Hawkeye : They get about 22 recruits to the gallon. Eliminates the suspense of wondering if you can pass the physical.
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Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Oh, don't give me that amnesia bit! I remember seeing this last night at the poker game!
Hawkeye : [along with Trapper] What Poker game?
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : [along with Hawkeye] What Poker game?
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Hawkeye : Still doing those phony operations with the fake stitches?
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Using hair cream for penicillin?
Hawkeye : I examined one of your patients, doctor. He still had pneumonia but I must say you've cleared up his dandruff.
Dr. Pak : If you are finished, sirs.
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Hawkeye : Mr. Kwang's wife is having a baby!
Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Her first!
Hawkeye : And what makes it really exciting is that Mr. Kwang's the father!
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : [apathetically] Uh-huh.
Radar : [sweetly] Oh, geez sir, it sure would be swell if we could get this Korean mommy and daddy, with their little baby all together in the same place.
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake : Will you cut it out?