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Quotes
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Frank Burns : What I don't understand is why do people take an instant dislike to me?
Captain John McIntyre : It saves time, Frank.
Frank Burns : We got along fine... for the first two weeks.
Captain John McIntyre : Exactly, Frank. That time was absolutely wasted.
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Frank Burns : I'd squeal on anybody. Once, in school, I caught my best friend smoking. I didn't report him. Later, I snitched on myself for not snitching.
Trapper : Gimme a break, Frank. I'm very tired - I'm hearing you through the wrong end of the binoculars.
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Patient : It's to my wife, Mary Ellen. You're the only one I ever loved and that girl in Tokyo didn't mean a thing to me. It was just one of those things.
Father Francis Mulcahy : Go ahead.
Patient : Same goes for that girl in Okinawa and those two in Honolulu.
Captain John McIntyre : When did you find time to get wounded? Bye bye.
[patient is put under anesthesia]
Captain John McIntyre : Don't send it, Father. He's going to pull through, unless his wife gets that letter.
