M*A*S*H (TV Series)

Point of View (1978)

Alan Alda: Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce

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Quotes 

• Major Charles Winchester : You broke into my footlocker and you read through my personal diary, didn't you, swine?

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : Charles, in all the times I've broken into your footlocker I have never looked at your diary.

  Major Charles Winchester : Then who drew all these disgusting pictures in it?

  Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce : It's dry reading. You need illustrations.

  Major Charles Winchester : I've had it with you, Pierce. It's two-by-fours at dawn.