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Quotes
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Hawkeye : [the 4077th is dangerously low on blood] Speaking of monkeys not giving blood, you haven't donated a drop, Frank.
Frank Burns : Strategy. One of us should always have a full tank.
Hawkeye : Now why didn't I think of that?
Col. Potter : Because you're not an idiot.
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Frank Burns : [talking to a patient in post-op] Kid came through here with an unidentifiable rash. I spotted it first. I called it Burns Blight. Catchiest name since diarrhea.
