Quotes
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Col. Potter : [on the phone trying to get some whole blood. the 4077th is nearly out] We're squeezin' turnips! All my personnel have donated at least twice. Dracula couldn't find a quick snack around these parts!
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Hawkeye : [the 4077th is dangerously low on blood] Speaking of monkeys not giving blood, you haven't donated a drop, Frank.
Frank Burns : Strategy. One of us should always have a full tank.
Hawkeye : Now why didn't I think of that?
Col. Potter : Because you're not an idiot.
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Col. Potter : [trying to get a colonel to send blood] I appreciate you boys are low down there, but this is an emergency. I'm not asking, I'm begging.
Hawkeye : [grabs the phone] And I'm threatening! Colonel, if there aren't a hundred units delivered by tonight, the boys and I are gonna come down there and alter the pants on all your dress uniforms!
[hands the phone back to Potter]
Hawkeye : You gotta reason with these guys.
Col. Potter : Hello? Good job, Pierce. He hung up.
Hawkeye : Did he leave his inseam?
