M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Chosen People (1974)
Pat Morita: Capt. Sam Pak
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Quotes
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Capt. Sam Pak : Good news.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : I'll take it.
Capt. Sam Pak : I had a long, reasonable talk with the farmer. Everything's cool.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Great.
Capt. Sam Pak : You got three days to get the hell outta here.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Sam, what's Korean for "suicide"?
Capt. Sam Pak : That's the Japanese. We don't do that shtick.
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : You wanna step in my office for another goody? Sam, this is Miss Choon Hi. The baby is Su Yong. Stand by for the fingering of the father.
Capt. Sam Pak : Aha.
Choon Hi : Him not doctor.
Capt. Sam Pak : You betcha. I don't make house calls.
[cowboy accent]
Capt. Sam Pak : Wal, Sheriff, looks like you got troubles right here in Pregnant City!
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Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : It's not mine!
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : The mother says it is.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Well, what does she know? I mean, she's mixing me up with somebody else.
Capt. Sam Pak : That's possible. You all look alike to us.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Come on, Radar. Level. Could you be the father?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Of course I could, but I'm not. I mean, I do, but I didn't!
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : Do you admit that you know her?
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Sure I know her. She's from the village. I've run into her a few times.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Well, *once* anyway.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : No! Never!
Lt. Col. Henry Blake : You'd better be telling the truth, Radar. They're sending someone from the Judge Advocate to question you.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : I'm not worried.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : Radar, why would she pick on you?
Army Capt. "Trapper John" McIntyre : Of all people.
Cpl. Walter "Radar" O'Reilly : Now what is that crack? Just 'cause I don't fool around like you guys doesn't mean I don't fool around like you guys!
