- It's another M*A*S*H prankathon. This time, Hawkeye appears to be the marked man after menial practical jokes happen to everyone in camp, but him. Will they get him too? Or is Hawkeye already the victim of an even larger practical joke?
- It's time for another annual M*A*S*H prankathon. B.J. starts by nailing Hawkeye's shoes to the floor so when trying to put them on, Pierce takes a header. He felt that to be a stupid, childish prank. At dinner, B.J. swears he will pull the ultimate prank on everybody. Hawkeye wasn't afraid, until menial practical jokes happen to everybody around him: Father Mulcahy's food had been spiked, Klinger's file explodes, Charles finds a snake in his bed, the back of Margaret's robe had been cut out, and something other than toothpaste was occupying Colonel Potter's toothpaste tube. Hawkeye fears he has become a marked man for a prank even bigger than those what befell his friends. When and where will it happen? Or...Has it already happened?—<Explorerds6789>
- It's time for another annual M*A*S*H prank marathon. B.J. starts by nailing Hawkeye's shoes to the floor so when trying to put them on, Pierce takes a head first fall on his face. He felt that to be a stupid, childish prank. Hawkeye says he doesn't mind an intelligent prank, but this is plain stupid. Its not a joke, its carpentry.
At dinner, B.J. swears he will pull the ultimate prank on everybody (he is a bit tired of hearing that his pranks are stupid, while Trapper was a hoot) (Once Trapper stole Potter's underwear, strung it onto a kite and flew it into enemy territory). The stakes are striptease on the table at the officer's club for everyone whom he "gets", and himself if he doesn't get everyone. BJ has 24 hrs to perform the joke-out. Hawkeye is determined that BJ wont get him at all
Hawkeye wasn't afraid, until menial practical jokes happen to everybody around him: Father Mulcahy's food had been spiked, Klinger's file explodes, Charles finds a snake in his bed, the back of Margaret's robe had been cut out (she had to run back to her tent in the middle of a chorus of cat calls and one marriage proposal), and something other than toothpaste (shaving cream) was occupying Colonel Potter's toothpaste tube. Igor suggests to Hawkeye that the carrots and peas are good, and the beans are bad. Hawkeye sees BJ making a signal to Igor, and thinks something is up, and hence now wants the beans. But then he figures that maybe that's what BJ wanted to happen to begin with. Hawkeye ends up eating BJs lunch. Hawkeye fears he has become a marked man for a prank even bigger than those what befell his friends.
Meanwhile Winchester has been traded with Capt Paul Yamato (Clyde Kusatsu) from the 8063rd for a day, as the MASHes like to keep updated with each other's techniques. Turns out BJ and Paul were room-mates in army training school. Meanwhile Hawkeye has become more paranoid by the hour to the extent that he thinks Paul is in on the act and his presence in the 4077 has something to do with Hawkeye. He avoids the delicious pork chops in the mess tent since he thinks that is a scam too. He douses a genuine Cuban cigar gifted to him by a GI when he suspects that BJ had something to do with it. A south Korean patient attacks Yamato, since he is Japanese and Hawkeye thinks even this fight was somehow influenced by BJ to "get him". Hawkeye sleeps outside the swamp with barbed wire all around his bed.
The next morning Hawkeye thinks he is having the victor's breakfast when Potter, Winchester, Mulcahy, Klinger and Margaret inform him that all their pranks were self inflicted and that BJ's scheme was to only get Hawkeye. They collectively turned Hawkeye into a basket case so that he didn't eat or sleep for 24 hrs. The best joke of all was the joke that never came. Hawkeye has to do the strip dance. Hawkeye shaves off half of BJ's mustache, while he is asleep.
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