M*A*S*H (TV Series)
The Yalu Brick Road (1979)
G.W. Bailey: Sergeant Luther Rizzo
Quotes
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Col. Sherman T. Potter : Looks like Salmonella.
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : Sam and Ella, who are they?
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Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Oh, Colonel, you know how you feel after you've been out all weekend, drinking cheap booze and eating chili dogs?
Col. Sherman T. Potter : Yeah.
Sergeant Luther Rizzo : I wish I felt that good.
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Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger : Feeling better, Rizzo?
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : Hey Father, can I make a confession?
Father Francis Mulcahy : Certainly, Sergeant.
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : I murdered somebody
[looks at Klinger]
Army Sgt. Luther Rizzo : tomorrow.
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Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Hey everybody, Klinger's got it.
[everybody claps and cheers]
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Sergeant Luther Rizzo : Now I hope I live, just so I can kill Klinger.