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Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [creating Tuttle's service record] Religion?
Army Capt. 'Trapper John' McIntyre : Atheist.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : I don't believe in atheism. Let's make him a Druid.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : What's that?
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : They worship trees.
Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Ah, a tree surgeon.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce : [writing] Druid, reformed. They're allowed to pray at bushes.
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Cpl. Walter 'Radar' O'Reilly : Sign the original forms and initial the carbon copies or if you want you can initial the originals and sign the carbon copies and then you'd have to sign this form saying you signed where you should have initialed.
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Gen. Crandell Clayton : [discussing his plans over the phone with Col. Blake to recognize Tuttle's generosity] Therefore, I've decided to come out on the field tomorrow, and personally give Cpt. Tuttle a decoration.
Radar : [eavesdropping in on, and accidentally contributing to the conversation] Wow!
Gen. Crandell Clayton : What's that?
Lt. Col. Henry Braymore Blake : I mean uh, wow, sir!