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Quotes
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Jack Dalton : MacGyver, this is me, this is Jack, this is your buddy. Give it to me straight. You know how important my cab is to me; it's my future. You scratched it, didn't you?
MacGyver : Well, no - not exactly.
Jack Dalton : Okay, a dent; you put a dent in it.
MacGyver : Listen, Jack -
[interrupted]
Jack Dalton : I can live with a dent. Tell me it's a dent.
MacGyver : It's a little more than a dent. Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab chasing this woman, who was actually a man who had a guy with a bazooka waiting and he blew up your cab.
Jack Dalton : Hold it. Run that back. Run that by me again.
MacGyver : Um, Mr. Thorton and I were riding in your cab and we're chasing this woman...
Jack Dalton : No, no, no - just the last part.
MacGyver : Two guys with bazookas blew up your cab.
Jack Dalton : They blew up my cab with a bazooka?
MacGyver : Two bazookas. But I can explain.
Jack Dalton : Bazookas... you can explain bazookas? YOU CANNOT EXPLAIN BAZOOKAS!
[yelling, lunging out of his hospital bed for MacGyver]
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Jack Dalton : My bed blew up? You blew up my bed?
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[last lines]
Jack Dalton : [setting up an automatic camera] Well, I may have missed all the fun, but I want a picture for old times sake. Remember what brought us together in the first place? That maniac Murdoc. Dead and buried these seven years. Hold it. Here it comes
