- Jamie Stemple Buchman: I thought I'd never get over it. And then after those three weeks in the convent, I ran into him...
- Paul Buchman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry - convent?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: It wasn't an actual convent. It was like a preparatory thing for novices.
- Paul Buchman: You were going to be a nun?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Yeah, I was very confused.
- Paul Buchman: I'll say. You're not even Catholic. Gee, see this is why I don't like to leave the apartment.