- Paul Buchman: You think the gods are up there everyday saying, "Let's screw with the Buchmans today and see if they pass the test?"
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: What test?
- Paul Buchman: The test.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: What gods?
- Paul Buchman: The gods, the gods - Zeus and Jicama.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Jicama is the white stuff in salads you don't like.
- Paul Buchman: What do I mean?
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Hecuba.
- Paul Buchman: Hecuba. Zeus and Hecuba.
- Jamie Stemple Buchman: Hecuba wasn't a god. She was the Queen of Troy.
- Paul Buchman: Alright, so here's what I'm thinking: a, I've gone insane, or 2, the gods are really screwing with us.