- Sandra Cassidy: You move in the better circles.
- Max Pomeroy: I move in circles. I'm not sure whether they're better or worse.
- Ed Cassidy: Tony, I'd like to come up with an idea off the top of my head, but the top of my head's coming right off.
- Ed Cassidy: [to his wife] You know, something doesn't add up. You're not fattening, you're not illegal. How come you're so much fun?