- J.D. Dunne: My name is J.D. Dunne and I can ride. And I can shoot.
- [J.D. fires his pistol causing his horse to buck him off]
- Buck Wilmington: And he can fly!
- [J.D. stumbles into a water trough]
- Ezra Standish: And he can swim, too.
- Josiah Sanchez: No, I was, uh... I was a priest once, but, uh... had a little trouble turning the other cheek.
- Vin Tanner: You shoot a cannon pretty well, pard.
- Ezra Standish: Dreadful. I was trying to hit Anderson.
- Vin Tanner: It looks like a few more than we planned on.
- J.D. Dunne: How many more?
- Vin Tanner: The word regiment mean anything to you?
- Chris Larabee: Would you like to come back when there are less of them?
- J.D. Dunne: Buck!
- Buck Wilmington: Yeah?
- J.D. Dunne: You are full of crap.
- Buck Wilmington: Hee-hee. You're just figuring that out now?
- Storekeeper: You take that gun and you're fired.
- Vin Tanner: Probably gonna get myself killed, too; now I gotta worry about a new job.
- Chris Larabee: [Buck has just fallen off the roof of a hotel in his underwear] Afternoon, Buck, interrupt something?
- Buck Wilmington: Life's tough, huh? And then you die.
- Josiah Sanchez: Mind not leaning against my bad leg.
- Buck Wilmington: [about Chris] He lost that boy and his wife in a fire, and that burnt half the soul outta that man.
- Mary Travis: Where did you come from?
- Chris Larabee: Saloon.
- Mary Travis: Wait, where are you going? I want to talk to you.
- Chris Larabee, Vin Tanner: Saloon.
- Ezra Standish: [about conning a church congregation] Did fine too, until I attempted to save the soul of the mayor's daughter.
- Josiah Sanchez: Saving souls has its hazards.
- Seminole Chief: We greet you with great hostility.
- Vin Tanner: [under his breath to Chris] Don't you think he means hospitality.
- Chris Larabee: [looking at the chief] Nope, I think he means hostility.
- Col. Emmett Anderson: I respect no man's law but my own. You can beg your Yankee carpetbag government for compensation and you tell 'em the ghosts of the confederacy will not die.
- Chris Larabee: Town always this lively?
- Old Timer: Trail herd from Texas all liquored up... gettin' in the mood for a lynchin'.
- Chris Larabee: Where's the law?
- [pointing at two riders galloping out of town]
- Old Timer: Marshal and his deputy. That isn't even his horse.
- [weighing a gold amulet]
- Bartender: Thirty five dollars, give or take.
- Seminole Chief: This may not seem like much to you, but it's all that we have.
- Chris Larabee: How many ghosts are there?
- Seminole Chief: Would twenty men scare you?
- Vin Tanner: I was makin' five dollars a week at the hardware store without anyone shootin' at me.
- Chris Larabee: So if we pay five dollars a head, that gets us all of seven men.
- Nathan Jackson: The Seminoles put themselves on the line for man an escaped slave. They took us in when nobody else would. For five dollars, they can have a week of my life.
- Vin Tanner: Or all of it.
- Buck Wilmington: How'd you know I was here?
- Chris Larabee: I make it a point of knowin' who's in town. Live longer that way.
- [Ezra has just won a bet by placing six shots dead center in a playing card]
- Chris Larabee: The first shot was louder than the other five.
- Ezra Standish: What are you attempting to suggest?
- Chris Larabee: The first bullet was real. The last were blanks.
- Ezra Standish: Well, suh, I abhor gambling and as such leave nothing to chance.
- [Mary has written a newspaper article which bends the truth about Chris and Vin's confrontation with a lynch mob]
- Mary Travis: I'm just trying to scare the bad element out of town.
- Chris Larabee: Lady, I *am* the bad element.
- Seminole Chief: [about J.D] He is good... and proud.
- Chris Larabee: Carve that on his tombstone.
- Josiah Sanchez: I'm an expert at prayers for the dying.
- Ezra Standish: [chuckles] Oh, I like this guy. Lord help me, I like him. I'm in this for the laughs, if nothing else.
- Vin Tanner: Did you ever fire one of these before, Eban?
- Tennessee Eban: They don't give guns to slaves.
- [Vin hands Eban a rifle]
- Vin Tanner: Well, you're not a slave any more.
- [J.D. has just rescued Buck by slugging an Indian with his gun]
- Buck Wilmington: Don't ever use the butt of pistol as a weapon! You keep smackin' it around like that and before long, it's going to misfire. And another thing - get rid of that damned, stupid hat!
- Vin Tanner: What Buck means is, "Thanks, kid."
- Chris Larabee: I thought you said there were twenty.
- Seminole Chief: No, I said would twenty scare you.
- Chris Larabee: Twenty, no - Forty, yes!
- [while the Seven prepare to leave the Indian village, Chris returns the gold amulet to the Seminole Chief]
- Chris Larabee: Never could figure out how to split it seven ways. You can use it again the next time you're threatened.
- [last lines]
- [Nathan and Josiah join Chris and the rest of the Seven]
- Chris Larabee: Ready, boys?
- [The Magnificent Seven literally ride off into the sunset]
- Col. Emmett Anderson: Gold. Ancient alchemists thought he could turn lead into gold, but I know I can turn gold into bullets.
- Seminole Chief: Some of our people find it impossible to trust white men.
- Chris Larabee: And you?
- Seminole Chief: Not impossible. Just... difficult.
- Buck Wilmington: Now, you don't fan your gun. That spoils your aim. One good shot is better than six bad ones.