- Vin: [helping J.D. off the floor after having been thrown to the ground by one of the Nichols boys] You all right, kid?
- J.D. Dunne: Yeah, I'm fine. Just dustin' the floors.
- Ezra Standish: [regarding Mrs. Nichols] And I thought my mother was bad.
- Ma Nichols: Look at yourself. You're not a man of God. You're a... philistine. A handyman.
- Josiah: Jesus was pretty good with a hammer.
- Hank Conley: Buck Wilmington. I remember you. You still a loud-mouthed, whore-mongering good-for-nothing?
- Ezra Standish: A wise man once said, a little sincerity is a dangerous thing. A great deal of it is absolutely fatal.