- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: What say we settle down for some of this good junk food.
- [brings some plates for everyone at the kitchen table]
- Polly Cooper McGillis: Ah. Elizabeth, here's your garden salad. John, I got you the Hungry-Man tofu sandwich.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Tofu?
- Polly Cooper McGillis: Yeah.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: I thought you said this was take out?
- Polly Cooper McGillis: It is. I got it at Nature's Pantry.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: What was wrong with McDonald's pantry?
- [she looks at him]
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Just trying to adopt the eating habits of the new administration.
- Maj. John D. 'Mac' McGillis: Nope. General has been named deputy director of WHAMO.
- Casey Cooper McGillis: He's gonna be in charge of hola hoops?