- Lt. Eugene 'Gene' Holowachuk: Gunn, this morning Lt. Kent, she barely gave me a nod. You think she's avoiding me because deep down she's widly attracted to me?
- Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker: Well, sir, while it is true sometimes a woman's apathy can be indicative of interest, just as often it is indicative of... apathy.
- Lt. Eugene 'Gene' Holowachuk: Great! Then there's hope!
- Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker: If you say so, sir.
- Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker: Dance with me.
- Billy Sparling: Are you sure? I wouldn't want the Marine Core to think you are human.
- [refering to her earlier aversion of public affection]
- Gunnery Sgt. Alva 'Gunny' Bricker: Oh, shut up and dip me.