Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Army Buddy (2005)

Justin Berfield: Reese Wilkerson

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• Reese : [Reese thinks his Army buddy is hot for him]  You were right, Malcolm. She wants me bad. This is a disaster.

  Malcolm : Why? You've got a girl that's crazy about you.

  Reese : It's just wrong. She's my buddy. The best friend I've ever had. But in a roll-around-on-the-floor-and-make-her-smell-my-armpit kind of way.

  Malcolm : Everyone has their own kind of foreplay. The important thing now is how you feel about her.

  Reese : It's hard to say. Now when I think about her, I get all nervous in my stomach. Like my bowels could cut loose at any moment.

  Malcolm : That's love, dude.

  Reese : Wow. You'd think somebody would put that in a song.

• Dewey : It's not fair. You owe me ten dollars, Malcolm. You promised to pay me back a month ago.

  Malcolm : Dewey, it seems to me you're the only one holding on to this. The rest of us have moved on.

  Reese : Yeah. You keep hounding people, pretty soon no-one's gonna want to borrow money from you.