Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Cheerleader (2000)

Jane Kaczmarek: Lois

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• Reese : [Malcolm in helping Reese practice cheerleading]  Stick your arms out! We have to sell this!

  Malcolm : Can you move your hand a little to the left?

  Reese : Spread your legs!

  Malcolm : No!

  Reese : I said spread your legs

  Malcolm : No!

  Lois : It's time for the talk, Hal.

  Malcolm : I'm not spreading my legs!

• Lois : Hal, it's time for the talk.

  Hal : I don't know what you mean.

  Lois : The talk, Hal.

  Hal : Oh, geez. He's a little young, don't you think?

  Lois : You waited so long with Francis. Look what happened there.

  Hal : All right, but if I'm giving the talk, all three boys are getting it at the same time. And I'm not doing it again, so if we have any more kids, they're on their own.