Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Dewey's Opera (2005)

Bryan Cranston: Hal Wilkerson

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• Lois : There are certain things that have to happen with my body at the end of the day. Certain events that have to transpire. And if they don't transpire, I end up with stomach cramps and I don't want it to happen two inches away from your nose.

  Hal : That's your secret?

  Lois : I know it's stupid and embarrassing and I want to be sexy for you, but after twenty years, I just have to have a break form clamping down and gritting my teeth all night.

  Hal : Honey, I don't care about that and it's not a secret. The second you fall asleep, you let loose like a sailor.

  Lois : What?

  Hal : Oh yeah, it's like when they put the balloons away after the Thanksgiving parade.