- Dewey: No! No! No! You're both holding back too much. Glacienda, you sacrificed your future for a family that's not even grateful. You've got all this anger bubbling up that's ready to explode. And Don Argento, you have nothing in the world but that woman. You hate your job, you have no friends, and now you're losing her.
- Lois: There are certain things that have to happen with my body at the end of the day. Certain events that have to transpire. And if they don't transpire, I end up with stomach cramps and I don't want it to happen two inches away from your nose.
- Hal: That's your secret?
- Lois: I know it's stupid and embarrassing and I want to be sexy for you, but after twenty years, I just have to have a break form clamping down and gritting my teeth all night.
- Hal: Honey, I don't care about that and it's not a secret. The second you fall asleep, you let loose like a sailor.
- Lois: What?
- Hal: Oh yeah, it's like when they put the balloons away after the Thanksgiving parade.
- Dewey: [to Hal, in the kitchen] I'm here to snitch. Reese and Malcolm are in the garage. They won't let me in, but they're building something. If you want help in the penalty phase, let me know.