Malcolm in the Middle (TV Series)

Emancipation (2001)

Chris Eigeman: Lionel Herkabe

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• Malcolm : [to Mr. Herkabe]  What does being number one get you?

  Lionel Herkabe : Nothing. Just the satisfaction of knowing that you are number one, and that you

  [points to Kevin] 

  Lionel Herkabe : are not number one.

• Lionel Herkabe : [as he picks up a paper coffee cup]  Who's Dabney?

  Dabney : That's me, sir!

  [stands up] 

  Dabney : I got the liberty of ordering you a decaf soy latte.

  Lionel Herkabe : Let me guess. Emotionally needy, closet bed-wetter, you get no affection at home, so you'll be seeking it from me. Look elsewhere, son.

• Lionel Herkabe : Granted I don't have a teaching certificate from a 2-year community college like most of the people I was forced to say hello to this morning in the teacher's lounge, but you know, I'm just gonna try to muddle through with my double doctorate from Harvard.