- Dewey: And then the monster started growling at me, so I threw rocks at him, and I killed him, and then he started flying around on rocket boost, and I got to ride inside his head, and now the monster's my friend, and we wen - and we went to get Slurpees.
- Reese: You did not. You just lied.
- Hal: Reese, if that's what Dewey says happened there's no reason to argue about it.
- Reese: No one believes I beat the last level in Mortal Kombat.
- Hal: Because that's just ridiculous. No one beats Sub-Zero.
- Hal: Francis is going to have to sink or swim on his own, and frankly I don't think that's such a bad thing!