- Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [to Vint] There's got to be more to life than sittin' around all day watching "Days of Our Lives" and folding your Fruit of the Looms.
- The Clerk: Do you know how to answer the phone?
- Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: No. Usually when it rings at my house I run around in a little circle and yell What'll I do? What'll I do? What'll I do?