- Naomi Oates Harper: I'm a checker at food circus.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Oh my Lord.
- Iola Lucille Boylen: It's someone who works with Naomi.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: You Birdbrain it is Naomi!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: [phone rings Bubba answers it] Well who is it?
- Bubba Higgins: It's a bunch of guys laughing and singing I can't get no satisfaction.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Hang up that phone!
- Eddie Edwards: Burt Wimbley 35 cents and finally Mary Jane Youngblood a whopping $8.50 shame on you Mary Jane.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: You had to go and blab to every yahoo in Raytown!
- Naomi Oates Harper: You don't suppose Vinton heard too do you?
- Vinton Harper: [Comes in the front door slamming it] Naomi!
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: There is a distinct possibility.
- Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper: Good LORD teenage vixens,conglomerate takeovers,crumbling marriages this could be an episode of Dynasty.